Completely ruining Up Our Lives, Guys
Completely ruining Up Our Lives, Guys
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Let's be honest here, dudes. We're absolutely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient read more cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're lost.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys know about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of shit that gets your blood pumping. No room for wimps here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every fiber of the action.
- Forget that shitty stuff you’ve been reading.
- Here's where the real pleasure is.
- Take what you deserve: a wild, screaming experience.
You're not demanding. We’re just telling you the truth.
fellas: Please Get down with me You know Fucking Tonight
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Release. Don't Delay around with Small talk, just Hit that already. I'm Ready and waiting for you to Show me what you got.
Don't be a chicken, I know you want to.
Seriously! These Dudes {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Get the Message. I've been trying to Make it Clear, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyCreepy.
- Maybe I Should Get a Restraining Order.
- Seriously| This is getting Way Too Intense.
Let Me Be Clear, I just want to Go About My Day in Peace! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's Fire this Straight up Wild
Tonight, we're gonna turn it up. I'm talking about a night you won't forget. We gotta get wasted and live it up. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will keep us moving.
We're hitting the dance floor all night long. So, are you ready to get down??
Let's make this a story we tell for years.
Damn It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Liquor is the answer to all problems.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.